The really fabbotacular folks at Zonk! Magazine will soon be launching a new section called “People”.

People will be about.. uh.. people… yeah…. cool!

Yes! the COOL Perth people.. of, PERTH!

And quite possibly other places in OZ once they boom and turn into some super clusterfucktacular behemoth of an online publication. But in the meantime, Perth will do.

Anyways, if you are one of the gorgeous and cool people who happens to inhabit this lovely city (much like myself) and you happen to be hosting an event for equally cool and gorgeous people (no, uncle Bazza’s 30th birthday BBQ doesn’t count) then why not drop the fine folks at Zonk an eMail and get one of their paparazzi staff to pop by and photograph yourself passed out on the floor of the Art gallery whilst Melinda goes through your wallet and steals my credit card and buys herself a wanky piece of deco art and forgets that you’re still lying there covered in your own vomit which is starting to dry that materialistic heartless bitch….

WHY? WHYYYYY????!?!!??!!

Huh?

Damn acid flashbacks.

Er, where was I?

Oh yeah..

If you aren’t cool and trendy like me and are just hosting a party which isn’t really up to paparazzi standards, why not read their online publication anyway. Their fashion tips and trend setting ways are to die for!

As mentioned before, I have put on my citizen journalist hat and will be covering the GO3 Expo on behalf of the PerthNorg News Organisation.

My first post has been…. uh, posted.

here!

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Yes, its that time again for me to don the golden headphones and grace the airwaves of Perth radio tonight between 10 and midnight as I will be on The Eclectic Boogaloo, the magical pixie filled world hosted by the mysterious Kristian and the manly Simon on 89.7 Twin Cities FM.

Please make an effort to listen… uh.. actually no - don’t. I forgot the last time I was on the radio with these boys…. no matter how much I wash, I can’t get the filth off..no matter how hard I scrub it won’t go away! THEY DON’T MAKE HOT WATER HOT ENOUGH!

But if you do choose to listen, drop us an SMS on 0404 897 897 during the show and request a song, or tell me to get off the air.

And for those who aren’t in a 40m radius of Wanneroo, you can listen to the station online at http://www.twincitiesfm.com.au/.

love, peace & all that stuff…

Are you currently looking to move out of your current establishment?

Are you responsible, clean and have have a steady income?

Can you be trusted with knives and small children?

Do you find the concept of being an art student at Uni an an actual pathway to life that should NOT be ridiculed in any which way possible?

If you answered yes to at least two of the above questions - really, you need to be taken off my friendslist just before I take you out back and sodomise you with a can of tuna tied to a baseball bat.

But before all the asscan hilarity ensues, you should think about the possibility of putting your hand up and nominating yourself as a roomie with my friend Erin.

Thats right. Erin.

Not me? not the grum? Deary me no.

I don’t do housemates… well, thats because I end up trying to “do” housemates, if ya know what I mean.. nudge nudge, wink wink, slippery sausage and all that guff.

Young Erin is looking for a housemate to move in with her at her place on Wasley Street in North Perth - thats right! it’s that place around the corner from the Rosemount.

Woo pubby goodness!

Thats pronounced puhb-eay.. not pewbie. If you want pewbie goodness, just dig around in the drain under my shower… I think I’m going bald… um.. y’know.. down there.

Anyways, back to Erin’s swank pad.

Evidentially it is one of those gorgeous old two bedroom houses with a pretty backyard and its close to everything.. well, almost everything. Its not close to Bangladesh.. But I suppose it’s more of a place than a “thing”… But I digress.

Little Erin is a 20 something animal lover who likes poking the little beasties with syringes and then wraps them up in bandages. It might have something to do with her being a Vet Nurse, but the poking and prodding of little creatures is what attracted me to her in the first place.

As you can see with her picture above, she likes wearing fabric bugs and lying on pool tables - so snooker pros need not apply, as well as Entomologists. I’d personally would love to live with her but I uh.. don’t want to.

So are you interested? Ca’arn.. you know you wanna!

No really, this is a legitimate request, not one of my lameass joke posts that I put out involving babies, hairless marsupials and a tub of marmite.

If you’re interested, you know what to do.

G