Over the past week I’ve had quite a few people eMail me suggesting that I should apply for the presenter job at Good Game.. Well, aside from being rather chuffed at even the suggestion that I should try to get on national TV, I have to say no.
It’s in Sydney.
I’m not in Sydney.
Plus I just started a new job type thingy here and chances of being turfed are quite low…
Then again, I could sleep with the boss’ daughter and get the axe. Hmm.. does he have one? I really should check.
And on that note - me on TV? have you people not seen me on film before?
Here is a reminder….. I’m shockingly bad.
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OK… perhaps two reasons….
im back online!
but for some reason my home network wont connect…. so i am surfing using my nintendo ds.
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Goodbye Internets;
……grum is off a-Wiiiiin’.
Dearest friends of my internets!
I have a question for you.
An important question.
A question of huge significance - if not answered, it could cause the fabric of space and time itself to disintegrate.
………
Is there a limit to the unwritten rule of beer ownership transfer?
As you all know, the backyard BBQ drinking law states that any beers left at a party/bbq/shindig/soiree can automatically be claimed by the occupier of the dwelling as their own.
Does this only apply to single beers?
Do 6-packs or even full unopened slabs count?
And what is the punishment to anyone who tries to scam the rule? A slap on the wrist? Public humiliation? Cultural Genocide?
Whilst we are at it - is a game of Rochambeau (rock/paper/scissors) an acceptable way of splitting unclaimed beers amongst housemates?
Why do I ask this? Well, as you all know - I am incredibly egotistical and refuse to lose an argument. I am interested in seeing if the group mentality follows the same direction as my statements.
Looking forward to receiving your valuable input on this important matter.
Our fine feathered friends at OneTwenty is looking at hosting a video games quiz night. Perth Massive, a past SIGGRAPH event which was assisted by the OneTwenty crew earlier this year was an awesome event - so we know these guys mean business.
If you’re mad about video games (and who in their right mind isn’t?), why not pop onto their blog and register your interest.
As many of you know, I’ve had a bit of internet problems. In the end it looks like ill be offline for the next 2 weeks. In the meantime, I’ve been playing with flickr. New pics are on the right hand sidebar of the cranialvomit homepage.
Feel free to entertain me by emailing me, msning me or commenting these pages or the myspace page.
From the crew of do-or-diy:
The next flashmob is on Saturday the 3rd feb.
Please make your way to the information booth in the murray St mall between 1130am and 1200. The mob rep will be standing out the front of it to hand out the rest of the instructions. The mob rep will be wearing a RED tshirt with the words:
Strictly for my NINJAS”
Approach him and say:
“I love ninjas!” and he will hand you the rest of the instructions.
Extra insturctions:
Wear RED.
If you have any bandages, walking sticks, crutches, slings for broken arms or even a wheel chair… please bring them along as well
So this flashmob is going to be a little different… I hope you all enjoy it.
Now.. For the chance to win a crisp $20 note from yours truly, you must be the first person tho can find me at the flash mob and drag me to a store who has a Wii console in stock for me to purchase. I’ll even throw in a kiss and some sweet lovin’ if you’re so inclined
SPREAD THE WORD!
The time now is 1am and I am in bed dozing when suddenly I hear a scream…
Hmm odd.. That sounds like my name….
“Grrrrrruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm!!!!”.
The sound of a V8 tears through the night and vanishes as fast as it arrived. Ahh the joys of living on a main road. The sound returns, followed by the same scream….
“Grrrrrruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm!!!!”.
Before the sound of the engine fades away again, it is replaced by a huge screech and cracking sound. This is followed by a series of voices swearing into the void of night. The vehicle starts up again but is accompanied with a hollow metallic scraping sound.
Whoops, I think that was the muffler scraping the ground….
Seems like someone forgot that a steering wheel is incredibly useful when dealing with roundabouts. Just like the fucktards who seem to use this street as their own private Bathurst every night. Someone always seems to have an accident at that roundabout.
Somehow I have a feeling I know who these people are… They seem to know who I am.
Oh well, hopefully one of them sustained a fatal head injury and is crawling to what they think is my front door, but is really my recycling bin which is blurred in their blood clotted swolen eyes. Don’t worry folks, this suburb is safe for road accident victims. A local will find him and will proceed to sodomise the almost lifeless body.
Everyone should get a good as raping before death. It cleanses the soul.
And the colon.
Oh well.. Back to bed.
G
server.
After screaming, swearing, crying, spitting and pointing furiously at my server, I’ve managed to finish the overhaul.
so stop bugging me.
It’s back up.
If you’re bored, why not see if you can break my website - if you aren’t already on it, the web address is at http://cranialvomit.com.
Oh, during the upgrade I was just looking at my server logs - the search query report is a bit disturbing. For those who aren’t aware, websites have the ability to log all search terms used which directed you to their site.
For example - if you search for the words “grum is pantless” (without the quotes), you will find my page at the top of the search results and as soon as you click on that link, my logs will show that someone searched for “grum is pantless”.
The problem is that certain people seem to be search for interesting things to find me… a quick browse of my logs show:
pedo chat
green slimy vomit
photo of spilt yogurt
glory hole
aussies love america
sailors come to perth
warm coke vomit
corruption
myspace stalker
vomit licking whore
Obviously I’ve used those words in my blog somewhere… but why exactly would you want to search for “vomit licking whore”?
god.. some people.
we all know you should search for “vomit and shit eating whore” instead.
Much better.
Edit: Yes, i know a few things are broke… but its almost 2AM. I’ll fix it tomorrow :)
guys, the site will be down as I upgrade the software..
the last time I did this, the database went spazzy. so hopefully all will be good this time.
hugs n’ kisses.
G
I’m just fiddling with a few wordpress plugins. If you can’t see the video, please leave a comment.
If you can see the video below, please pause, smoke a few bucket bongs and then unpause.
This clip is hilarious for stoners.
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Just a quick thanks for the messages sent to me whilst I was on the radio tonight - I’ve probably missed a few of you when doing the shout-outs, but next time eMail the show instead of me cos I had to keep the phone switched off in the studio and I didn’t get all your eMails.
Hugs, kisses and other mushy stuff.
G
PS. In answer to some questions:
- yes, NSWA-e did fold about a week ago and no it had nothing to do with me - for gods sakes, I only write a blog post which most likely gained them the spotlight for a few days.
- yes, I am single and you are welcome to woo me ;)
- yes, the pez thing HAS worked twice (not my trick, I borrowed it off a friend).
- yes, The Grum Show IS due to return once the Boogaloo help me score the location for the shoot.
- yes, I do love myself too much. It’s a force of habit.
Whilst looking through my Myspace bulletins, I noticed one posted by Gareth saying he doesn’t know me from a bar of soap.
Well, I’m here to clarify.
This is me.
This is a bar of soap.
Somewhere…… not too sure where..
I hope this clears up everything.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, Perth band Little Birdy is hosting a free gig for the Lovely people of Western Australia. The gig is scheduled this Friday, the 12th and the location is now (apparently) not a secret anymore….. I’d tell you this 3 hours ago if I wasn’t so BUSY at work..
Bah. Pricks.
Aaaanyways…
Where to go?
Mojo’s Bar in 237 Queen Victoria St in North Freo.
When to go?
7PM but turn up early to avoid the rush - Mojo’s isn’t exactly huge and there is limited capacity.
Entry to whom?
Over 18’s only. Sorry kids..
What else do I need to know?
Free stuff is given out! Woo! Well, merchandise n’ junk…
So enjoy Y’all! I probably can’t make it myself as Fremantle isn’t exactly that close to where I’ll be this weekend :)
