The really fabbotacular folks at Zonk! Magazine will soon be launching a new section called “People”.
People will be about.. uh.. people… yeah…. cool!
Yes! the COOL Perth people.. of, PERTH!
And quite possibly other places in OZ once they boom and turn into some super clusterfucktacular behemoth of an online publication. But in the meantime, Perth will do.
Anyways, if you are one of the gorgeous and cool people who happens to inhabit this lovely city (much like myself) and you happen to be hosting an event for equally cool and gorgeous people (no, uncle Bazza’s 30th birthday BBQ doesn’t count) then why not drop the fine folks at Zonk an eMail and get one of their paparazzi staff to pop by and photograph yourself passed out on the floor of the Art gallery whilst Melinda goes through your wallet and steals my credit card and buys herself a wanky piece of deco art and forgets that you’re still lying there covered in your own vomit which is starting to dry that materialistic heartless bitch….
WHY? WHYYYYY????!?!!??!!
Huh?
Damn acid flashbacks.
Er, where was I?
Oh yeah..
If you aren’t cool and trendy like me and are just hosting a party which isn’t really up to paparazzi standards, why not read their online publication anyway. Their fashion tips and trend setting ways are to die for!
Nothing to do with your post, but gosh I miss you!