Cranial Vomit

Y’know when people tell you to go fuck yourself?

how exactly is that a bad thing?

I was just imagining a scene..

Girl at bar: *sigh* I wish a hot man like grum came here and passionately made love to me right now on this bar….

Random man not grum: hey baby, wanna fuck?

Girl at bar: WHAT? Go fuck yourself!

Random man not grum: uh… ok…

Now let’s change her statement slightly…

Girl at bar: *sigh* I wish a hot man like grum came here and passionately made love to me right now on this bar….

Random man not grum: hey baby, wanna fuck?

Girl at bar: WHAT? Go pleasure yourself whilst thinking about me naked, bent over this stool!!

Random man not grum: uh… ok…….. *fap fap fap fap* mmm baby..

So what have we learnt from this today?

I… uh.. really don’t know..