I do.
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about, I just figure that I had to jump on the bandwagon and include a picture of Radcliffe’s oh-so bumpy body.
OK, over that now.
On the topic of exposed wangs, tonight signifies the last time that I can run around my humble abode with no pants on. Yes, I’ve taken the plunge and decided to get a housemate again.
The last housemate I had vanished and I had police knocking on my door serving search warrants. Yes, the police woman was hot so I had a perve (mm uniformed female redheads) but it was a bit of a nuisance. If anyone out there happens to know an American twat by the name of Kirk Rude, feel free to throw a vat of acid on his face and piss on his twitching body as he really did cause a lot of trouble for a while - the cops were there because he had allegedly ripped off up to $50k from various Perth families. Nice guy.
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If you have stumbled on this page because you have googled the name Kirk Rude, please read this page.
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Anyways, hopefully this wont happen this time - a friend of mine was coming up very close to the end of her lease and with the rental situation in Perth, she wasn’t able to find any suitable accommodation - so I decided to offer my digs.
But until now, I suddenly realised that I will severely miss being a single bloke. No more can I walk around in my underwear. No more can I watch porn on the widescreen in the lounge. No more can I invite homeless men into my house to slaughter….
I will have to behave.
Eep.
Now, living with a female again will be interesting - my neighbours will probably appreciate it since I won’t be blasting drum n’ bass out of the stereo at 4AM or singing along to Boston’s “More than a feeling” at the top of my lungs as I play it on Guitar Hero…
Well, I suppose I should act my age…
Nah, I’ll just spike her drink one day and ravage her unconscious body.
Thats what you do with housemates right?
Well.. isn’t it?
[tags]harry potter, wang, housemate, change, daniel radcliffe[/tags]
