Hmm.. the time is.. err… something past 3 in the morning and here I am sitting on the side of the road waiting for a taxi to come and fetch me.
So I decided to finish off this blog post that I started to write the other day…
But what am I doing on the side of the road?
oh deary me..
Lets just say, I met a temporary pal earlier tonight. She brought me to her place so we could have milk and cookies.
Unfortunately for me, it seemed her boyfriend was there and wasn’t appreciative of me having her delicious treats. So he decided a little game of fisticuffs would suffice.
Fortunately for me I won, but no prize was awarded.
So now I have a sore hand and I didn’t get to dunk my cookie into her glass of milk.
Anyways, at least it’s Australia Day.
Yes, the day of Australia..
It is the day that the first fleet arrived at the shores of Sydney. It is also the day that Bill Clinton uttered the famous phrase “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”. Ahh Bill you horny old pervert.
The other night I was asked what I had planned for the long weekend… Well, it seems there will be a lot of drinking going on, as well as a bit of pancake eating, not to mention a bit of poker playing and a bit of Bang Ganging.
Bang Ganging? I hear you ask..
Saturday night at 9PM, a delightful little band of party planners by the name of Bourgeois Bogan are whipping up a bit of a soiree at Bar Open on William St, Northbridge. If you love electro-disco-rock, this is the night for you. If you love good people, loud music and plenty of laughs, this is the night for you. If you love casual sex me, this is the night for you. If you love oxygen, this is the night for you… you get the idea.
Snax [myspace] [official] from Berlin and New York will be coming to Perth, bringing his unique AWESOMENESSISITY and he will followed up by Sydney boys Gus Da Hoodrat and Jamie Doom from the DJ crew that spawned AJAX, Australias current #1 DJ, The Bang Gang.
Supported by a handul of squirtacular local talent (Tomas Ford LIVE + Ms Dominy+ Mystery Flight Djs + Melt), the night should be memorable and I guarantee* you that you WILL GET LAID. Tickets are $25 pre-sale and $30 on the door. Available from Planet Video, 78’s Mills, and Harry Highpants, and as their press release states - buy them quick to avoid disco-pointment.
Oh, if you ask me nicely, I might even tell you where you can get a sneak peek of the show on Friday night :)
* guarantee not valid in any of this universe’s 12 dimensions.
