Cranial Vomit

server.

After screaming, swearing, crying, spitting and pointing furiously at my server, I’ve managed to finish the overhaul.

so stop bugging me.

It’s back up.

If you’re bored, why not see if you can break my website - if you aren’t already on it, the web address is at http://cranialvomit.com.

Oh, during the upgrade I was just looking at my server logs - the search query report is a bit disturbing. For those who aren’t aware, websites have the ability to log all search terms used which directed you to their site.

For example - if you search for the words “grum is pantless” (without the quotes), you will find my page at the top of the search results and as soon as you click on that link, my logs will show that someone searched for “grum is pantless”.

The problem is that certain people seem to be search for interesting things to find me… a quick browse of my logs show:

pedo chat
green slimy vomit
photo of spilt yogurt
glory hole
aussies love america
sailors come to perth
warm coke vomit
corruption
myspace stalker
vomit licking whore

Obviously I’ve used those words in my blog somewhere… but why exactly would you want to search for “vomit licking whore”?

god.. some people.

we all know you should search for “vomit and shit eating whore” instead.

Much better.

Edit: Yes, i know a few things are broke… but its almost 2AM. I’ll fix it tomorrow :)