Whilst looking through my Myspace bulletins, I noticed one posted by Gareth saying he doesn’t know me from a bar of soap.
Well, I’m here to clarify.
This is me.
This is a bar of soap.
Somewhere…… not too sure where..
There I was surfing Myspace, posting bulletins, sending eMails, stalking preteens…
y’know, the usual….
and then I get this eMail in response to my recent bulletin……

I feel so olllllddddddddd….
I love movies.
No really, I LOVE movies.
If you could take the concept of movies and turn it into a corporal being, I would kidnap it and take it to my basement where I would tie it to the boiler, ravage it’s pert little body all night and.. uh… do stuff to it.
ok, it’s 41 degrees out there - I’m fresh out of wit.
One thing I hate about movies though, is movie trailers - either they give away plot lines or just completely misrepresent the flick.
But when I saw this trailer, well I literally got goosebumps.
Unfortunately when it comes to good laugh-out-loud TV, it seems the folks running the free-to-air TV and pay TV in Australia. Thankfully channel bittorrent serves me up with quality viewing on a daily basis from shows around the world.