Archive for December 13th, 2006

13
Dec

do you know me? have you tried emailing me? something broke!

y’know what?

myspace is incredibly retarded.

and not in the usual way that you can be retarded.. i mean it is REALLY retarded.

it’s like that kid you knew once in primary school which your teachers forced you to stop throwing stones at him but one day your mum decides to be a good Samaritan and invite him over so you think to yourself “ooo, retards are stupid retards in their retarded little ways, so I’ll take the opportunity to have sex with this retarded retard and tell all the guys at school that I lost my virginity to that Jessica girl I made up but it really was retard, the redardy retarded kid”. But after you start pounding into the virgin ass of the blubbering ball of a failed clotheshanger abortion, your cousin scott catches you in the shed and threatens to tell mum unless hes allowed to join in, so reluctantly you agree only to find yourself being brutally sodomised by cousin until you find blood streaming from your eyes, in place of the once sickenly sweet stream of tears previously erupting from your face. So in a last ditch attempt at keeping your dignity you slay them with a sharpened shovel which once laid in front of you… but before you bury the bodies, you finish off your work because all know a hole is a hole.. living or dead…

uh…

yes. its THAT retarded.

anyway, I say this because I realise that the last 10 emails I sent within the Myspace site never reached their intended destination.

apologies to anyone who eMailed me in the last 48 hours - if I haven’t eMailed you back its because I actually have and it never got to you.

well, either that or your profile picture looks remarkably like my cousin sam and I was too busy pleasuring myself with a bloody shovel to be bothered responding to you.

So from now on, I shall ONLY reply to eMails vial the conventional eMail system or through MSN..

you all know my eMail - its on the blog.

you all know my blog - its on the web.

you all know the web - its on the internets.

you all get the idea - i’m gonna stop the hilarities right about……

now.

Edit: not even an hour passes and I already have gotten some flack about not using myspace for email. Pfffft, that’s all I have to say about that. Most of you know that I have a habit in writing several essays worth in an email reply - to see that vanish after I submit it and it not even appearing in the ’sent items’ is incredibly frustrating. Don’t like it? Don’t email me :)

13
Dec

mrrgghhh

bah.

this is sctuppid. theres something wrong with spending over 45 hours a week at work… yes, the payslip rocks but I seem to miss out on the important things of my life like err, my life.

Take for instance this week, every day I’ve had something important on (well, aside from Monday when I fell into a coma) and every night for the rest of the week I’ve got something booked in my calendar. I’ve not had time to blog, listen/view my podcasts, watch the shows recorded on my IQ/channel bittorrent or simply relax. Thankfully my Sidekick cures the internet addiction that I usually have when I’m away from home so much, but I can only do so much on that small screen. Twittering is easier compared to blogging but less satisfying. MSN is great when I’m on the road, but I can’t take off my pants like I would normally if I was at home IMing..

Life was much easier when I was on holidays..

More expensive - yes, but easier.

Whilst I get my shit together, have a gander at the below vid. It’s from episode 1 of the new series of Scrubs yet to air in Australia - so don’t watch it if you haven’t seen the last episode of series 5 as it has a HUGE spoiler in it. I just remember wetting myself with laughter when I first saw it.. now I don’t even have the time to watch episode two. ahhh.. someone buy me a time machine…

Srcubs JD’s AirStrike