Cranial Vomit

After waking up in strange unfamiliar surroundings this morning I finally decided to commit and move out of the place that I’m staying at the moment.

Currently I’m living in a huge place about 15 mins north of the city centre. Just the other day I had a rent inspection and a rent increase was thrown at me. Previously to this I was getting a good deal - cheap rent in a good suburb close to work and literally a stones throw away from a large shopping centre, fast food and a servo. But in a few weeks I’ll be forced to pay for the place at a more realistic price for the area. Combining the $250 that I’ll be paying for my rent and the $70per month I pay my gardener (as well as the occasional $40 cleaning lady when I find myself too lazy to do the job myself) - it all seems a wee bit too much for what I really use the house for.

A family of 7 could easily live in this place - for me though it seems to be the place that I occasionally sleep in and store my furniture. Most weekends I’m either recovering in bed in anticipation to ruin my central nervous system later in the day or waking up at someone else’s place trying to make the conscious decision on should I go home or just kick off the night from there. Yes, I may use the house a bit on weekdays, but to be honest I’ll only use a fourth of the house, leaving the rest to gather dust and store more of my crap.
And after waking up in Kardinya, I realise that Marrangaroo (although close to everything via car) isn’t really a central location when it comes to a tightass like me who doesn’t like paying for taxis. So here I am, sitting at my PC at home trying to find rentals that are suitable for my lifestyle. So far, I’ve found 1 bedroom sardine cans located in complexes that come with a free dose of hepatitis B. So now, I ask you - the public of the internets to help me with the search.

If you happen to know of any place that will be available in a month, is under the $220 per week range, fairly close to the city, north of the river, more than 2 bedroom, Foxtel and ADSL friendly and isn’t the size of my large intestine, drop me an eMail.

G

PS. If anyone can shed some light to what the hell I did last night, it would be muchly appreciated. The hours of 1AM-6AM seem to have been stolen from my brain. Given that I seem to have not spent any money aside from the taxi to get home - I assume someone out there was being generous to me. I awoke to a seemingly empty house which generally isn’t a good sign do i jetted before taking the time to figure out where the hell i was.