Cranial Vomit

with about a week to go for me in bali, things are starting to settle in. Aside from being completely broke, I’ve managed to do a few things that I probably wouldnt have done at home - on the account that im normally a sane person.

So far, I’ve managed to:

continually stay drunk for 48 hours straight;
bribe law enforcement;
recieve countless free drinks;
possibly tear a muscle in my foot (happened 10 days ago, still hurts like hell and im too stubborn to get it checked out);
return to the hotel mysteriously with more money that I left with;
obtain substances which would be deemed illegal or available only via a prescription at home;
get hit by a car;
get hit by two motorbikes;
get assaulted by a pothole;
stay a week for free at the hotel, with the rest at a discounted rate;
stumble into a cul-de-sac at 5am, only to find the exit shut behind me, trapping me for 2 hours;
fall alseep in the sun for 5 hours and not get sunburnt;
get propositioned by a german couple to go halves on a prostitute;
have a mother pimp her 15 year old daughter to me; and finally…
make out with a midget.. for at least an hour.

so far, I’d have to say I’m doin’ OK at the moment.

catcha on the flip side.

G